Relatives buy noisy toys to my 2-year-old ALL the time. Last Christmas my mother-in-law bought an extremely noisy plush dog (almost gave me a stroke). And some one bought him a damn microphone!! (Like a megaphone but also armed with horrible music and singing).
This Christmas my dad bought a noisy toy drilling machine and a noisy toy train!!
Lord have mercy on my ears! 
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