Jan: Too bad this is fiction. I would really like to hear that radio show.
Fredrik: So you think only losers go to clown college?
Here are some people who went to Ringling Bros and Barnum & Bailey Clown College:
Penn Jillette (Penn & Teller and the tv program Bullshit!)
Steven Banks (SpongeBob SquarePants)
GG Allin (legendary punk rocker)
Only two of those guys are complete losers.
PS Most artists have boring and stupid birth names (like Fredrik Sjöholm), but then they change it to something cool and sexy like Elton John (Reginald Kenneth Dwight), Gary Glitter (Paul Francis Gadd), George Michael (Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou), Freddie Mercury (Farrokh Bulsara), Bono (Paul David Hewson), Sid Vicious (John Simon Ritchie), Snoop Dogg (Cordozer Broadus), Chaka Khan (Carole Yvette Marie Stevens), Cher (Cherilyn Sarkisian).
But punk rocker GG Allin had the perfect birth name: Jesus Christ Allin(!)
His dad made it easy for himself – saying his son’s name or cursing his name was the same thing!
As a dad I can say I’m sure that came in handy!