Jan: But what about Santa Claus?
Fredrik: You mean Santa Claws?
I’m surprised that the devil don’t smoke cuban cigars. I would have guessed he did.
Anyway merry Christmas! I feel all Christmassy right now. Santa is really hyped at my house right now. My 2,5 year-old is under the understanding that Santa is this big mysterious guy that bring toy cars and that daddy has asked him to bring a really nice toy car garage this Christmas!
Fredrik: This is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, about the glorious life of cartooning.
I did some cartooning earlier today. And now I’m PUMPED!!
“YOU AIN’T MAN ENOUGH TO BE A CARTOONIST!!” Sounds like a t-shirt 
Jan: Being a cartoonist is similar to being a rock star; they have wine, women and song, and we have wealth, women and muscles, ha-ha!!
Or do we? I don’t have any of them.
Jan: Biff should have skipped the hesitation and gone straight to the game shop and to the liquor store. Then he wouldn’t been hit by the lighting and nearly got smashed by the rock-thingy.
Fredrik: Naaaah… God knows everything that ever has been, everything that is happening now, and everything that ever will be. Biff never had a choice.
The Late Great George Carlin on Religion
When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!
/George Carlin
Fredrik: Those aliens sure believe in some weird shit!
Jan: It shure is weird. Everyone knows it was Jeebus who created the earth and stars and stuff.
