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Jan: Biff should have skipped the hesitation and gone straight to the game shop and to the liquor store. Then he wouldn’t been hit by the lighting and nearly got smashed by the rock-thingy.
Fredrik: Naaaah… God knows everything that ever has been, everything that is happening now, and everything that ever will be. Biff never had a choice.
The Late Great George Carlin on Religion
When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!
Jan: By the time Kabongo is able to brush his teeth himself, Coco the Crazy Clown will be a piece of cake for Biff.
Fredrik: This comic is 100% autobiographical. My jiu-jitsu skills are superior!
Jan: It must be a certain eel behind all this.
Fredrik: I actually really enjoyed movies like “Das Leben der Anderen”, “Good Bye, Lenin!” and some of the films of Werner Herzog. So I’m not dissing German art house cinema. No one in this comic is really mean on purpose, it’s just different strokes for different folks.
Relatives buy noisy toys to my 2-year-old ALL the time. Last Christmas my mother-in-law bought an extremely noisy plush dog (almost gave me a stroke). And some one bought him a damn microphone!! (Like a megaphone but also armed with horrible music and singing).
Fredrik: Updated 5th January 2012: This Christmas my dad bought a noisy toy drilling machine and a noisy toy train!!
Lord have mercy on my ears!
Jan: Biff was most definitely the best choice among these suckers.
Fredrik: I don’t know, I kind of like the mime.
Is it really true that 95 percent of single men are undateable?
Probably not, but I know one thing for sure: We need women! A man who has been living without a woman for the last 30 years, is a man who is wearing one shoe and a paper bag instead of clothes.
Jan: This is so weird.
Fredrik: Mon éleveurs de porcs ont un pâté grand paquet dans ma main. Mais le reste d’entre nous prétendons rien. Haha, je parle français! Ou est-ce que Google translate pourrait ne pas fonctionner parfaitement encore?
Jan: I wonder what Coco is doing time for…
Fredrik: This is one of my personal favorites so far.
Here is a list of the other ones:
Gorgo the Go-Go Dancer School for Really Dumb Rapists
The Gentle Art of Poking a Dead Hooker
Spice Up Your Sex Life
Conference Against Domestic Violence
Three Really Bad Ideas
No Stranger to Asian Culture
The 4 Worst Stone Age Inventions
Erotica by Stingo
Spank the Monkey
Meet Your New Dad
Wishes for a Better World
Parenthood Explained to an Alien
The History of Western Science (the short version)
Porn or Cookies
Celebrated pagan holiday over the weekend.
Business as usual at thursday.
Fredrik: Holiday! I’m spending Midsummer with my family and we are going to the dark woods of Smaland in Sweden to visit my dad. It’s going to be dogs, cows, horses and cousins from the country. Stuff like that!
And Jan is doing something similar to that.
Swedish Midsummer from Wikipedia: It is one of the most important holidays of the year in Sweden, and probably the most uniquely Swedish in the way it is celebrated. The main celebrations take place on the Friday, and the traditional events include raising and dancing around a huge maypole. Before the maypole is raised, greens and flowers are collected and used to cover the entire pole.
Jan: We all have our dreams. Stingo has his dreams. He’s not like us.
Fredrik: Well, maybe Stingo is just like us?
I know that I’m not the first person to think of this idea. But when I first read an article about this back in 2007 it was the first thing that came to my mind!
And it seems like a large number of all the people who read about the chickens and T-Rex got exactly the same idea independently of each other. So I thought why not make a comic about it.
So many people made the same connection. I think that says a lot about how we see chickens
Jan: This must mean that dinosaurs tastes like chicken? Maybe I should try a bite of them if I was given opportunity. With a nice chianti…