Jan: Evolution is a bitch!
Fredrik: Evolution is a harsh mistress.
What does that mean? Hey what do I know?
I’m not aware of too many things. I know what I know, if you know what I mean. Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box. Religion is the smile on a dog. I’m not aware of too many things. I know what I know, if you know what I mean. Choke me in the shallow waters before I get too deep.
Damn I love that song… by Edie Brickell & New Bohemians. I also like the Joe Cocker version of the Jimmy Webb song “The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress”, but I haven’t read the famous science fiction book with the same name.
Wait a minute! This isn’t really a comment to a comic anymore. This is the ramblings of a madman suffering from sleep deprivation. Time to go to bed 
This kind of misses the point of evolution, but hey.
Animals are made of the meats. Tasty.
Nah they are dead now! ;-P
Jelly bean flavoured snails would not evolve unless there were environmental pressures favouring jelly bean flavouring.
1. They could have evolved on their spare time.
2. Maybe they got the jelly bean flavour by accident.
Regarding 2.), that’s actually a plausible explanation (depending on how plausible you deem the following in the first place) considering how the entire concept of evolution is based on the idea that certain organisms underwent some random mutations which gave them an advantage, leading to higher chances of their genes being bequeathed and so forth and so forth until all specimen of their species shared that mutated trait.
What do you mean? ∽⍟⌇⍟∽
Actually there have been a lot of evolutionary misshaps, mostly because the environment changes drastically. Hence it may have been a good idea top be a jelly flavored snail until a dragon swam the straight.
Hence it was a great idea to be a multicolored loudmouthed non-flying 50 pound pidgin an few islands in the pacific. For a million years. Until pirates arrived. With dogs. And feasted on them for 100 years and that was the end of the Dronts…
Sir you are right!
How come the glowing tigers did not survive by feeding on the legless zebras?
I’m not sure about the old days, but now tigers live in Asia and zebras live in Africa. (legless zebras only lived in a small part of east Katanga in Congo)
Everyone knows that zebras only live in Africa because they walked all the way from Asia, leaving their legless brethren behind. Still doesn’t explain why glowing tigers didn’t eat legless zebras. Perhaps they prefered jellybean flavored animals?
Aren’t jelly bean flavoured snail still available amongst the variety of Haribo products? Just sayin’…
I want one of those!
Those are not fresh. The live ones tasted much sweeter, and melted on the tongue.
HELL YEAHHH!!!
Started from the first one now finallyy I reached the last one :3 >:D
+ Stingo and that snail must be somehow related… they look soo alike .-.
I meant latest *
They might be somewhat very distantly related… Anyway there’s absoutely no resemblande in taste. Stingo’s eventual candy flavor got lost aeons ago.
Wow! Thats over 100 web pages!! Nice!
I like your name. Sounds mysterious!
In my sketch it was almost like a small pink Stingo laying down
Thankkzz
actually it’s my real name, I’ve changed the letters into numbers like “3=e” or “0=o”
My name itself is strange.. I bet it’s the first time you see such name :]
Sometimes I use the name òGC.
It looks like an emoticon.
Nice, the last panel says it all, pack your bags folks!
Funny to think that thousands of generations survived in order to produce a lazy fool like myself… good thing I don’t care about disappointing them
Webcomic gold right here!
Jelly bean flavored snails need to be a thing. Unless they’re popcorn flavored jelly bean snails.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I love pocorn flavored jelly beans!
We have now become sworn enemies.
Haha yes, but I Still like your comics James