Jan: What great, entertaining fun Monsieur Poopy Pants will provide when The Zongo’s are having guests. It makes me sick thinking about it.

Fredrik: This comic is based on real events. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent (and the guilty).

The spirit of Criswell channeled through Fredrik: Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. The incidents, the places, my friend we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty, let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts about Monsieur Poopy Pants!?