Jan: Biff should have skipped the hesitation and gone straight to the game shop and to the liquor store. Then he wouldn’t been hit by the lighting and nearly got smashed by the rock-thingy.
Fredrik: Naaaah… God knows everything that ever has been, everything that is happening now, and everything that ever will be. Biff never had a choice.
The Late Great George Carlin on Religion
When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!
/George Carlin
Awesome is all I can say. And all that’s needed.
Thanks! Awesome!
This has by far got to have been the best strip so far! Keep raising the bar guys!
The interesting thing is that the church is in denial of its money addiction, whereas the robbing orange-skinned shysters on US TV pretty much do it in front of people’s faces. Yet the obvious scam artist shitholes seem to be the most profitable! Good is not going to pay! Look….the Devil is taking a payoff! I bet he has a good racket in supplying kittens to the church also. Next investment is in tits, beer and Shogun 3 development. Jesus wants your money because the Devil is a far more shrewd investor.
And relax.
Thanks we will try our best!
“Keep raising the bar guys!”
Let me answer that by quoting Blackadder II
“Well, I try, Madam. And then, ten minutes later when I’ve got my breath back, I try again.”
AMAZING! It was funny I was about to Youtube the George Carlin bit to you, but you guys were ahead of the game. I’m sure they practice on kittens all the time. Also I like the longer format/ episodic format of this comic too.
Cheers to the max!
Okay here’s one,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-f-I-FiaY0&feature=related
Haha don’t mess with Carlin
This one was gold, boys
Extremely funny!!
I agree! Totally solid. Nothing like very bad people to make good points.
Hey WTF?
Me and Jan are very nice people ;-P
That’s the good thing being a Xstian….if you’re out of money you can always start a new church. Try imagining a Hindu TV Evangelist….it would never fly.
Just look at Ted Haggard!
The man (whose teachings was very anti gay) was caught bying crystal meth from a MALE prostitute.
And now he is back. “Cured” of his homosexuality and preaching again.
Both funny and sad.
The longer versions of the Biff Zongo chronicles are great. I really enjoy how you fellas are fleshing out your story lines in loner formats. Thanks for the laughs!
Hey thanks!
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet Paul. The next strip will occupy half the Internet
Well….thats te cool thing, that you can get forgiven over and again. Maybe e can get even more money now that he’s been showed to be a real, fawlt human being like the rest of us? Maybe it would be tactical for him to get caught buing meth from a female prostitute nex time? In the eyes of his congregation that shoul be an improvement, no?
well that seems fair… at least for me
anyway, the best strip ever guys. hehe keep at it!
You seem to use religion as a synonym for Catholicism. Open your eyes and there’re many different religions which contradict your perception
In this comic yes.
My eyes are open and I have studied religion (especially the Abrahamic religions of course, but others as well).
But I guess it’s all in the eye of the beholder.
Have a great day anyway!
you forgot the blood jaja