Archive for ‘January, 2011’
Fredrik: I want to thank Glenn Beck for inspiring me to make this script.
Jan: This was a disgusting one. And totally rad!
Fredrik: Would you like to make $6,000-$12,000, hardly working at all. And doing it from the comfort of your own home? … Try selling REAL drugs! Real drugs have their pros and cons, but at least they fucking work.
Jan: I would like to make that money, but without having to sell anything at all.
Fredrik: The invention of stone was clearly one of the best inventions of the Stone Age (together with stuff like fire, water and animals). But these are clearly four of the worst inventions.
Jan: I had no idea the F-word was invented this early.
Fredrik: Do not try any of this stuff in your real life. You have been warned. I’m serious. You have to be an alien psychopath to get away with this kind of stuff.
Jan: Exactly. Do NOT try this at home. Unless your middle name is “Deathwish”.
Fredrik: Now before you accuse me for making fun of domestic violence, think of this. Maybe this nazi guy isn’t beating his white trash wife or children… He could be gay! And if he’s gay he is beating the living shit out of another guy, which of course is totally acceptable behaviour.
Jan: The south will rise again!!
Fredrik: I have never done any of this stuff. But I hope this script has given you some new ideas. Please let me know.
Jan: Now you know who’s to suit if it leads to divorce. Har har har.