Fredrik: Christmas is not the season for reading new webcomics. We will be back on the 3rd of January. In the meantime check out all the good old stuff in the archives at http://www.biffzongo.com/2010/
Jan: That’s right, keep away from the comics and concentrate on what the christmas season is all about – eating and drinking until you’re sick.
Fredrik: Someone should contact the PTA about this guy. They should give him Tenure.
Jan: He’s the future. Every headmasters wet dream and the kids worst nightmare. It doesn’t matter if they mess around or behave and do their homework, Coco will whack them anyway.
Fredrik: Avoid all party games if your best friend is a weird alien psychopath.
Jan: Avoid this comic if you’re about to eat.
Fredrik: I love the UFC, but I think that some rules could be changed to make the fights a bit more realistic.
Jan: With guns there would be lot more “bang for the bucks”, literally speaking.
Fredrik: Any one of these names would actually be a really good ice breaker in a lot of sales meetings. Well I am not sure about Whitney.
Jan: Whitney’s login would do at sales meetings if she worked at The Dripping Lollipop.
Fredrik: This is (very) loosely based on a conversation I had with my dad a couple of years ago. He did not say any of these things… I sort of read it through the lines. It’s the sort of thing a tough no nonsense working class dad would say.
Fredrik: I wish that spoken word and poetry slam was more like this. Two people battling it out with words, slurs, gestures and photoshopped pictures. I would definitely buy a ticket.
Jan: Yeah me too!! Forget about opera and theater and all that and give us Poetry Slam like this.
Fredrik: This comic is about the deeper philosophy of wrestling. It’s not just an edutainment, a sport, a religion. It’s a philosophy and a sacred way of life passed on from generation to generation through the TV.
Jan: Amen to that.
Fredrik: When I was a little kid (and this was before Mike Tyson became a star) Hulk Hogan, Mr T and André the Giant was the toughest guys in the world! Do you remember Hulk Hogan’s appearance (as the giant wrestler Thunderlips) in Rocky III?
HE WAS HUUUGE!!! This was of course before I knew that Sylvester Stallone was 147 cm (4 ft 10 in).
Fredrik: This was the first Biff Zongo-story ever and it was originally posted as a guest comic on Rene Engstrom’s popular “Anders Loves Maria”. That was before Jan started to draw Biff so this newer version looks way better. I woke up in the middle of the night and just had this story in my head… kind of scary!
Jan: I don’t know what’s most scary; dreaming about keeping a dead person in the garage and play with it, or finding it amusing drawing it. But keep dreaming those dreams, it’s great stuff.
